No, Apple won't release a waterproof iPad Air 2... Why should they?

iPad Air 2 Release Date Rumour: Waterproof Tablet From Apple Coming Soon?:

After the release of waterproof flagship smartphone from Samsung, the Galaxy S5 featuring the same characteristics as the Sony Xperia Z2 tablet, will Apple include waterproof technology on its next generation iPad Air?

Seriously why would I want to have a waterproof iPad Air? For no reason at all. There is no use for it. Heck, I won’t dive with my iPad.. And there is no risk to drop it in the toilet either…

So that’s why I know that this rumor is totally junk.